Today’s pretty girl goes clothes-shopping.

“I like to get completely naked before I go to the mall,” she says. “I know some girls wear a top when they’re looking for a bottom to buy, or they wear a short skirt when they’re looking for a top, but I find that’s too limiting. What if I see a nice top, and I’m already wearing a top? I don’t want to risk a Dress Code Violation just because I didn’t plan ahead.”

Of course, this girl is talking about the so-called “Carry Violation”, which happens if you’re stopped while carrying clothes which, if worn, would result in a Dress Code Violation. The reason carrying such clothes is against the rules is to prevent the kind of cheating in which girls take off items of clothing when changing classes, and then put them on again when they reach their destination. Making the carrying of clothes against the rules is a good rule, which most girls appreciate, because they’re following the rules, and so they don’t want to see any girls cheating. Having to go shopping in the nude is a small price to pay for making the Dress Code fair for everyone.