Monthly Archives: June 2011

Newspaper Article: Student Wins Surf Competition!

The regional surf competition got underway last Saturday. Our college was represented by Francesca, a sophomore, who has, in the past, demonstrated real potential. Coming onto the sand, Francesca looked stunning in a little yellow dress which drew many an attentive stare.

Several guys and girls had excellent runs and the judges were tough in their scoring. But the judges’ attention was riveted when Francesca began her run.

Her form was perfect and so were her scores.

The event was marred by the protest of some of the sore losers who said the judges gave Francesca her high scores because she competed nude. The protesters were booed by the crowd; and the judges, being good natured, offered to rescore anyone who wanted to go again nude. None did and Francesca went home with the gold!