Yes, job interviews around town are getting strange. At one, it seemed I had the job right away. They asked me to step into the next room to be fitted for my new uniform. A man who looked like a tailor asked me to remove my top to get a proper measurement. He frowned at my bra, and told me I needed to remove it as well as the uniform did not require one. I reluctantly exposed my naked breasts to the man, who started to take measurements of my upper torso. In the middle of the measurements, a second man walked into the room. I wanted to cover myself, but at that instant, the tailor was measuring my arm span fully extended.
The second man smiled, but he seemed somewhat disinterested in my naked breasts. Rather, he looked at my blouse and bra on the floor. He folded them nicely. The tailor had me turn around for some more measurements, and by the time I turned back again, the second man was gone, along with my blouse and bra. I was told not to worry about them. They’d be returned. Soon I was told my top measurements were complete. I was amazed that this tailor was so good as to never needing to write down a single measurement. He said, ‘Your next fitting room is through that door.’ I stepped through the door topless, into a hallway!
Fortunately, no one was in the hallway, so I walked through the door and heard it click shut. Just then, a woman turned the corner of the hallway. I covered my breasts from instinct. She smiled, by as she passed me, she dropped the piles of papers she was carrying. I realized I was being silly covering my breasts to a woman, so I uncovered them and her pick up the papers. In that instant, the hallway was soon filled with men! I tried to cover my naked breasts, but the papers were sliding around, and I didn’t wish to make more of a mess. Besides, they were all quite polite and smiled as they passed wishing me a good day. I stood holding a pile of papers. I asked the woman if she knew where I was suppose to go for my next fitting. She smiled holding her own pile of papers, ‘It’s right down this hallway, follow me.’
I followed her with the pile of papers in my hands and my naked breasts exposed above them. As we turned the corner, I was stepping into a lobby area without my top! She didn’t even slow down, so I hurried to stay with her despite all the stares and smiles from the people int he lobby. We reached a room on the far side of the lobby and she set her pile of papers down, and I did the same. ‘Is this where I need to go?’ She giggled, ‘Sorry, the fitting room was the door across the hallway where I dropped all the papers. I hope you don’t mind that I tricked you into helping me carry all those papers.’ I laughed. How could I mind. She was friendly and it seemed like a innocent prank on the new girl. I had to walk back across the lobby topless, but at least I could cover my breasts along the way.
The next room I found another tailor waiting for me. He instructed me that I needed to remove my skirt… and anything else under it. I knew that would leave me naked except for my heels, but he must see lots of women naked fitting them for uniforms, so I went ahead and stripped down. Having no place to set my skirt and panties, I folded them and placed them neatly on the floor. This tailor measured me all over. I explained I was already measured for a top, but he said, ‘Measure twice, cut once.’ I jumped as he took my inseam measurement. His hand seemed to rest on my pussy for the longest time. He was thorough though. He measured both legs’ inseams. I was surprised when he told me my right leg was 1/16 inch longer than my left.
He then took a most embarrassing measurement. The distance from my navel to the small of my back. The measuring tape was twisted, so he spent some time untwisting it as I held the end at my navel. Just then, yet another man entered the fitting room. I yelped, and dropped the tape covering my breasts and pussy. The tailor childed me. I reluctantly resumed hold of the tape leaving my pussy exposed, except the thin measuring tape. The tailor told me to use both hands as I seemed inclined to drop the tape. Fully exposed to the new man again, he smiled and told me my skirt and panties would be returned.
Measurements complete, I was told to wait in the next room down the hall. I made sure I had exact directions. Down the hall to the right. First door on the right. I knew the potential for a busy hallway was there, but not hearing anyone, I decided to make a quick run for it. Well, quick as I could in high heels. The next door was locked, and suddenly the hallway was filled with people once again. This time I was naked, and wishing I had larger hands. I noticed a little post-it note on the floor by the door. Squatting and picking it up left me quite exposed to the passing people. The note read, ‘Be back in 10 minutes. Receptionist has room key if needed.’ I had to make a choice: stay naked in the hallway for 10 minutes or run across the lobby naked to get the key. The hallway was busy with people, so I imagined showing myself in the lobby again was the quicker option to getting out of sight.
I would have been right, too, except the receptionist was quite busy with visitors. I tried to interrupt, but she insisted I wait my turn. It was 9 minutes by the time on the big clock in the lobby before she was ready to help me. When I asked for the key, she asked for the room number. I had no idea. She handed me a pen and paper, and in a demeaning voice told me to go back and write it down. I was so flustered at her attitude, that I grabbed the paper in one hand and the pen in the other and marched back down the hallway to get the room number. I returned to the receptionist still steaming, but had to wait for a few more people in line before she handed me the key.
By the time I returned to the room, I realized the ten minutes had long passed. I wasn’t really surprised that the door was unlocked now. I entered the room and the man asked, ‘Where have you been? I’ve been waiting for over ten minutes.’ I explained the delay at the receptionist. He explained that I must had found this note ten minutes after he wrote it. He wondered why a naked lady was standing by the receptionist desk when he returned. He told me before he could start, I needed to return the key to the receptionist. Too mad at myself for being stupid, I stormed back to the receptionist and handed her the key.
This next man was to take my shoe size. He had me sit and he removed my heels. Now, I admit to teasing shoe salesmen in the past with short skirts, and on a few occasions with a girlfriend we went pantyless. But getting your feet measured in the nude was a new experience for me! And he measured my feet, both of them, perfectly matched, too. He measured them sitting and standing. He even had me place all my weight on one foot by raising my other foot. In this position, I wasn’t surprised that yet another man entered the room and picked up my high heels. I said, ‘I know, they will be returned.’ He nodded, stared, smiled, and left.
I was told my uniform measurements were complete. I asked where I could get my clothing. He said, ‘See the receptionist.’ So once again, I walked across the lobby naked. This time I figured just about everyone int eh building had seen me naked, so I walked with my arms to my side and patiently waited my turn in line at the receptionist. The postman in front me had several boxes which the receptionist needed to sign for, and he was all smiles staring at me. I resisted any urge to cover myself. This crazy place deserved to get a reputation. I was debating whether I still wanted to work here after all of this. As the postman left, the receptionist realized she had a package for him. She told me to get the postman before he left. I had to race to catch him, and only did just that. I was standing in the front doorway yelling to him before he started up his truck. He came back inside and took the package from the receptionist.
Finally, with all the packages signed and exchanged, it was my turn with the receptionist. I said, ‘They told me that you’d have my clothes.’ She looked perplexed, ‘Who said that?’ I realized they didn’t actually tell me that, but I explained, ‘They said to see you about returning my clothes.’ ‘Oh right, I just sent them Priority Mail. You should be getting them back in a couple of days.’ ‘What?!?!’ She huffed, ‘They told you your clothing would be returned, and it is being returned. Now, if you don’t mind, I have others waiting.’
I said, ‘I do mind! I’m naked!’ She said, ‘Sorry, but your uniform will not be ready until your first day. She flipped her calendar. I’ll see you again on Monday.’ She turned her attention to the next person in line. I was shocked, but there seemed to be little I could do. I just wanted to leave. I started to the parking garage where at least the valet should still have my keys. Waiting at the elevator, a man introduced himself to me. He was to be my new boss. He wanted to talk with me, so rather than going down to the parking garage, I was riding the elevator up to the seventh floor… nude!
I wasn’t at all shocked when the elevator doors opened. Before me were three naked women chatting. When they saw the man, they scattered. He chuckled, ‘They think I’m a real task master and stickler about coffee breaks. But as you’ll see, we have more relaxed policies here.’ As we talked about my new job, I slowly became more and more at ease being naked. I realized all the women were naked, too. He explained, ‘Eliminates the need to be competitive and expenses of buying dozens of work outfits. I man needs just five suits, but women have to buy dozens of outfits. This dress policy balances things for everyone.’ I asked, ‘What about the tailors measuring me for my uniform?’ He smiled and pointed around the room to my ‘Tailors’ or new co-workers.
He said, ‘You’ve shown you can work in this environment. We’ll be seeing you on Monday.’ I drove home in a daze. I was of course naked, and the cars and trucks honking at me were a blur. My husband was thrilled I got the job, and even more thrilled thinking of me being naked at work. He suggested, I might as well stay naked at home, too. My friends love it when I come over to their places and parties naked. I haven’t been any other way since that first day getting measured for my newd uniform, as I call it.
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