Today’s pretty girl rides the bus. . .

“Wouldn’t you know it?” she laments, “the one day I wear a decent dress, and I get a seat right away!”

I know how she feels. It’s rare to see a girl wearing such a long dress at the College. Most dresses barely cover a girl’s pussy, but this one covers it, and then some — it hangs down a good two inches below her crotch. In fact, when she’s standing, it almost completely covers her butt.

“This is a perfect dress to wear when the bus is crowded,” she explains, “because even when I hang onto the overhead strap, most of my butt is covered. Of course, I still get the occasional friendly pat on the butt, even in this dress, but nothing compared to when I just wear a t-shirt.”

“What is it about my asshole that makes guys want to touch it? Don’t get me wrong, I totally understand my t-shirt is too short to cover anything down there, but can’t they just look? Why do they have to touch as well?”