Today’s pretty girl. . .

I feel so awkward in this dress. I’m always wondering: Is there an Inspector nearby? Am I spreading my legs enough? Is my dress too long? I know I should just calm down, but, well, it’s this dress. The last two times I wore it, I was Inspected.

My girlfriends say I’m crazy to wear a dress so long I can sit on it. What can I say? I know they’re right, but I love this dress. It’s slinky, and it fits my figure. Sometimes when I lean forward, my tits slip out of it, and I pretend not to notice until a boy points it out. It’s a perfect length for adjusting my sandals, drinking water from a fountain, or riding up an escalator.

But it’s perfect for an Inspection, too, unfortunately.