Listen, I know my dress is a little too short, but I really love it, so can you forgive me for wearing it?

Okay, I’ll stand up, and show you. It’s not as bad as you think. Really.

Isn’t it pretty? Okay, wait. Before you say anything, look at the back.

Isn’t it pretty? Oh, please let me wear this dress!

I really think it’s cute on me, don’t you? I know you do!