“I’m wearing the top of my favorite two-piece outfit,” says today’s pretty girl.
“Very nice! Can you try on the bottoms for us?”
“Nope! I threw it away,” she laughed. “I tried wearing the bottoms a few times at the beginning of the school year. But then every Inspector, and even some of my teachers wanted to make sure I remembered to shave. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the attention. But after a while, stripping for people got, well, boring, and so I figured I would just lose the bottoms, and just wear the top. Do you like it?”
Yes, we do!