Today’s pretty girl shows us the best side of her “little red dress”. The truth is she’s a little embarrassed about her “outie”.
“Lots of girls have outies,” we told her.
“Yeah,” she said, “and boys have penises. But neither boys nor girls want to wear a little red dress and have something dangling, now, do they?”
Well, it’s true that boys who wear little red dresses typically tuck their penis out of the way, and girls with outies don’t have that option. “We never really thought about it,” we told her.
Thanks for bringing this important issue to the forefront!