I just don’t get what the big deal is. All the other first-year girls, they’re always so worried like, “I can’t wear that T-shirt dress, my pussy is basically showing!” They get so ashamed and can’t even leave their dorm!

What do I think? Who cares! The same rules apply to all the girls, you’re not going to stand out. It’s not weird to have your pussy out on campus. Yesterday I wore just a crop top to my Anthropology class, so my pussy wasn’t remotely covered. And nobody cared.

And same about my boobs. As girls we are taught to be so afraid of our bodies, but after high school you really gotta work on getting over that. Sometimes you’re just topless! Or you may as well be with a really sheer top. And your nipples will surely be visible (since, unless you’re wearing a bra as outerwear, well, you can’t have it at all), but so? They’re just nipples. Boys have them too, and I’ve never seen them get anxious when they’re playing sports with shirts versus skins. We gotta develop our body positivity.

And, being honest? Some days I am in a rush and don’t even bother to put anything on. This is a campus where nude girls are far from unusual. I’ve never been hassled for it. Sure, other students will grope me but that’s in the rules. Nothing to be embarrassed about.

My attitude towards the dress code means I rarely get inspected, and I do feel bad for some girls who seem like perpetual inspection-bait. Like no matter how little they wear, it seems like inspectors just have it out for them. So I get that I don’t have the same experience with being inspected a lot, but, is it that bad? You need to strip naked in public (which like I said, that’s hardly weird here) and if you were wearing violating clothing, you just stay like that. I don’t get my clothes confiscated often (…now that I think about it, it only happened that one time), but it’s not a big deal! You show some skin, who cares. This town has nice weather year-round.

I just don’t get this scaredy-cat attitude the other freshmen have. Nearly everyone past their first year or two is normal about it. Instead, it seems my dorm is constantly focused on conserving some shred of “decency” by being able to wear panties when you have a crop top, or nipple pasties when you can’t cover much up top. Does it really cover that much more? You being super nervous and embarrassed does way more to attract attention than being basically naked but confident.

Like one Friday I was wearing just a fishnet top. So I was kind of bottomless…? But it was just long enough to where I think most people just accepted it was kind of a dress. (Or maybe it actually counted as one, but let me tell you, my pussy wasn’t even partially covered.) And while I was “fully covered” per the dress code, I was not remotely covered at all! As you may know, fishnets don’t cover anything, and without something else underneath (since no layering), I was basically just a naked girl. You could see my breasts, pussy, butt, everything. And my roommate Molly? She never would’ve gone out at like that, no no, she would’ve worn some horrible thing that was accidentally too conservative and gotten dress coded and stripped naked anyways and spent the whole day crying (and then I’d have to “console” her, but at least that part’s fun) and… am I crazy or is that just no way to live? Accept everyone can see everything you have to offer. That’s what campus life is like!

So that’s me. I don’t care if I’m fully clothed or fully naked, I don’t care if people are groping me or leaving me alone, because that’s what just what happens at this college. If I worried about small things like that, I’d never graduate with a good GPA! Call me “Shameless Suzy” if you want, but I’m going to be an awesome biologist and nothing you can say will stop that!