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The Perfect Length Skirt

My mom sent me a cute outfit — a lacy blue top with yellow trim, and a matching miniskirt. I like it, but, you know how moms are — they just don’t understand fashion. Doesn’t she realize I can’t go out dressed this way? The top is fine — a little sheer, so my nipples can see the sunshine. But people would laugh at my skirt, it’s so long. I would feel like I’m hiding something under there. Not that I am, of course — the only thing under this skirt is me — but you know how people are. If they saw me in such a long skirt they would wonder if I’m wearing panties or something.

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I still want to wear the skirt, so I have to shorten it somehow. As you can see, it almost completely covers my butt, which is unacceptable. Sure, it’s OK if part of my butt is covered — maybe half of it. But this skirt is way too long. I would be afraid a Dress Code Inspector would see me and think I’m wearing a thong or something. At the very least, I should show enough skin so people can see I’m not violating the Dress Code. I need to fix the skirt somehow, so it covers the top part of my butt crack, almost down to my asshole.

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I think I’ve found the solution: By rolling the waist, I can shorten the skirt to about 2 or 3 inches. Skirts really shouldn’t be any longer than that, or they just look rediculous. Sitting here, I can see my butt is mostly out in the open, like it should be. The only problem is now people can’t see the pretty blue lace. I really should get out my sewing machine and fix it properly, but I just don’t have time now. I’ll see how it goes. I hope it’s short enough. I would hate to go out in a skirt that’s still too long, even after I roll the waist. As long as my asshole isn’t covered, I think I’ll be fine.

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A skirt should cover a girl’s pussy almost completely. I would be embarrassed if people could see very much of it. Oh, a little glimpse now and then won’t hurt me, but I don’t want people to think I’m flashing it, you know? So I check every now and then to make sure it’s covered up, but not too much. The best length of a skirt is to be exactly covered, and not even a fraction of an inch more. When I look down, I want to be able to see my whole leg, right up to the crease where my abdomen meets it. If I can’t see that crease, I know my skirt is too long, and I need to give the waist one more roll.

Like I said, moms don’t know anything about today’s fashions, but they mean well. It’s a cute outfit, and with a little fixing up, I know I’ll not only look good, but feel good in it, too.

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Now I’ve got it fixed up just right, and I’m ready to go out on the town!

 

to illustrate the perfect length of skirt
http://io.com.ua/383356 or http://io.com.ua/382898ps: sorry for my approximate english

Comment By frenchy At 7/24/2007 2:31 AM

Yes Frenchy, that is correct. Those are great examples of the perfect length skirt. They were designed specifically for this purpose. Especially the first example demonstrates exactly how that dress is intended to be worn.
Comment By Fashion Expert At 8/1/2007 11:59 AM

Thank-you Frenchie. Those are perfect hemlines, but they are called dresses, or bodycovers here at this college. Skirts have their waistband at the girl’s waist or hips.

Why the distinction. Imagine one of those girls wearing a sweater over her shoulders to fend off the air conditioning. She would be in violation of wearing two tops. Now just a skirt and a sweater over her shoulders would be acceptable.

Comment By Inspector #212 At 12/4/2007 6:34 AM