Pretty Girl of the Day, November 19, 2013


Today’s pretty girl is an adorable blonde, wearing a blue top, and—wait, what’s this? Shorts? Oh, darling, didn’t you know about the new revised Dress Code? So many girls were wearing panties under their dresses, and trying to get away with it by saying their dresses were really “tops” and their panties were really “shorts”. So then the college changed the Dress Code to include a “no overlap” provision.PrettyGirl2013-11-19a

Now, honey, you could take off your top, but then you would be topless. But if you take off your shorts instead, then you can think of this top as a very short dress, and you’ll be fully clothed.


I know what you’re thinking: you don’t want to go out in public wearing just this top, because it’s too short to serve as a dress.  But then we remind you of the overlap in the first picture. Didn’t this top overlap an awful lot of your shorts? So now, honey, take a deep breath, stand up, and picture yourself out in public wearing nothing but this top. Can you do it?

PrettyGirl2013-11-19eOr will the thought of wearing just this top make you want to curl up in a fetal position, and wish the Dress Code away?



2 thoughts on “Pretty Girl of the Day, November 19, 2013

  1. someone

    The dress is nice, her body is great, but she is wearing a bra underneath it.
    Better remove the bra, befor an inspector noticed.


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