Today’s pretty girl is wearing pasties and a pair of adorable blue shorts.
Would you like a closer look at her shorts?
Those shorts are so pretty, would you mind taking them off and handing them to me?
Well, we’ve made an interesting discovery: She looks just as pretty without her shorts.
Two observations from the bench:
1) pasties? http://collegecodeofconduct.com/tag/pasties/ I suppose fashions can swing back and forth.
2) With her shorts pulled down, isn’t it clear all this girl needs is a colorful belt to wear? Her shorts end up looking like a belt in the photo. So why bother with shorts all the time, when a belt allows freer movement and avoids the hassle of inspections at every turn? Just as pretty wearing the belt as not, but with her sense of fashion and complimentary color.