Archived: Restroom Reflex

Posted on January 9, 2012 by MzM

You just walk into bathrooms without knocking first? No! Don’t go anywhere! Lock that door behind you, please!

Now that you’re here, can you reach into that cabinet and pass me a tissue roll. Thank you. No need to cover your eyes!

Which side of the family are you with? I assume your friends with one of my cousins?

Oh, you’re from next door? Hmmm, you look a little familiar. I’m sorry i sounded a little rude before, it’s just that you startled me. These family get-togethers are a little crazy aren’t they?

I’ll be done here soon by the way, i just get a little shy when i know someone is watching. You can use the toilet there next to me, if you want to, no need to wait…

Why am i not ashamed? I’m a little ashamed. Well, it’s a long story, mister… Johnson? Oh, hey! Mr. Johnson, last time i saw you was when i came for that sleepover here 8 years ago. That was fun! You’ve certainly changed! I didn’t know you meant exactly next door! Oh come on now, open your eyes. You already saw everything. Does it change the fact now that you know who i am?

Well, thank you! I know I’ve changed as well. It really has been a long time! Yes, I am a little more confident and not that chubby little girl you knew that year. I like how your hair is all peppered out now! Nice glasses, too! Looks cute!

Can you do me a favor and cover your ears just for a second, Mr. Johnson?

I’m sorry for that. Actually, you can probably still hear. Never mind that. Just being silly. I just have this constant gnaw to be appropriate in front of others. It’s a little exaggerated. I know. Not very different than hearing a faucet leak. Except this is more natural! Ha ha! Just never thought I’d ever be doing this in front of you.

Why do i pee naked? No, that’s not a personal question. Don’t worry, Mr. J! Well, the college I’m going to requires you to strip down to use the bathroom. Otherwise you risk standing in a very long line and having a little accident. I know i don’t have to do it here but for some reason when i don’t i seem to take much longer. Plus, I’m hardly as comfortable with jeans or panties at half mast or even ankle level. Plus, you can imagine how tough it might be try that on one of these?

Oh, well. Let me just wash here and i’ll be right out of your way. How’s Sarah doing, by the way? I heard she went to some other college… and just a quick pat dry. Here is that roll, i’ll just leave it there.

You know, you should have Sarah consider going to my school. I’ve been learning a whole lot there, Mr. Johnson. That transition would be hard, but i would help her out as much as i can. Tell her to give it some thought. I’d love to see her again.

Well, I’ll be on my way. You’re asking how i can be so nonchalant about being nude? Well, Mr. Johnson, i have to disagree with your tone. I actually don’t think I’ve been especially indecent. I mean look here. Anything looking inappropriate back there? You already knew i had that. Is there something you see here today you didn’t know i had?

No, didn’t think so.

Well, It was nice seeing you again, Mr. Johnson! Take care!

(Model is Zuzana M from W4B: This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged Bathroom, Embarrassment, Exhibitionism, Nude, W4B, Bookmark the permalink. ← Blind DateA Cruel Prank →

4 Responses to Restroom Reflex

  1. base says: January 9, 2012 at 4:51 am Is there something you see here today you didn’t know i had?
    LOL! Reply
  2. Slick P. Wraith says: January 9, 2012 at 7:02 pm Yeah, I laughed at that as well. These are interesting stories, MZM. I look forward to reading more about other girls experiencing life after the college. Reply
    • MzM says: January 10, 2012 at 9:07 am Thanks, gentlemen! I had a great time writing them! You and base are a couple of the guys that have really inspired me to try to come up with some stories. I’ve had lots of laughs from so many writers here. Just want to pay it forward now! Reply
  3. Hummer says: January 11, 2012 at 6:03 pm Lol!

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