What should a girl do if she wants to wear one item, but it’s raining outside? This is the problem I faced last night when I went out to dinner. My girlfriend challenged me to wear just one item of clothing to dinner. No problem, I said. I picked out a sexy minidress, and was all set to go out when I saw it was raining. I put on my raincoat over my minidress when she saw me and said “Uh uh uh”. Wagging her finger at me, she told me I agreed to wear just one item of clothing.
My raincoat, then. I’ll just wear my raincoat. She said OK, but I would have to check the raincoat, and eat dinner naked.
I didn’t know what to do. My only two choices were to ruin my sexy minidress in the rain or else eat dinner naked with her laughing at me. Luckily I thought of another alternative! I have a “raindress” that I bought a long time ago for exactly this kind of occasion. It’s a plastic dress that can be worn in any weather. In the rain, it keeps the drops away. In the sun, it lets me tan.
I admit, this dress is a bit daring, but it sure beats sitting there naked, We had a wonderful dinner, and I enjoyed the chance to prove myself in spite of all the obstacles nature placed in my way! |