“I know I could wear a top if I wanted to,” said today’s pretty girl. “but I’ve heard that any top longer than, say, belly-button length, is grounds for Inspection, and horrible things happen to girls who are Inspected, right? Besides, what’s the use? If I’m going to be completely bottomless, I might as well show my little titties, too, right?”

I think she’s right about that, don’t you?