Do you like my outfit? Me too! It’s got everything I love in an outfit: pretty colors, it fits me perfectly, and, yes, even if I say so myself, it’s sexy. I’m just a little worried about being Inspected today, after that incident the other day. Did you hear about it? A girl was cited for indecency because she wore two bottoms. One of her bottoms was a pair of thigh-high socks, just like these.
But this outfit is different, don’t you think? Even the most ruthless Inspector wouldn’t call this two bottoms, would he? This is just a top and a bottom — the top is my purple dress, and the bottom is my socks. No overlap, and just one bottom and one top. I think it’s legal, don’t you?
I just worry the purple dress is too long, you know? Listen, if my dress came down halfway to my knees, it would overlap the socks and I would be in big trouble. Obviously it’s not that long, but, well, I guess I just worry too much.
Anyway, what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll just go out and enjoy my day, and if it turns out my dress is too long to wear with thigh socks, well, it’s a lesson worth learning, and I’ll try to do better next time.