It’s not easy getting through the gate to get off campus for a day at the public beach, I know. I feel bad for you girls, especially the ones who try to get out with a two-piece bathing suit. The guards are very suspicious, with good reason. Many girls try to get out of the College wearing too many clothes.

Girls, I know it’s hard, but even off Campus, you can’t go violating the Dress Code. Or even appearing as if you might be violating the Dress Code. Wearing bathing suit bottoms is a case in point. How should the guard know you don’t have a muff? So it’s perfectly reasonable to strip any girl in a two-piece bathing suit, and then give her the choice to continue out into the city, or return to the relative comfort inside the Campus. Either way, the girl is naked, and often she is with her friends who urge her to stay with them. So, when going to the nearby beach, the best way to get through the exit is by just not wearing a bottom. It’s a small price to pay for the fun and relaxation of a day at the beach.