I hate panties. They ride up my crack, they’re uncomfortable when I’m sitting, they’re uncomfortable when I’m standing. Who invented panties, anyway. Men, I bet.

When I’m wearing a short skirt, it’s even worse. I’m so embarrassed when people see my panties. I’m fed up with panties. I’ve put up with them for long enough. Now I’m going to do something about them — I’m doing without!

Now my problems are over. No more wedgies. No more discomfort. And no more embarrassment. I can sit down in my short skirt, finally, with the confidence that no one will see my panties again!